Thursday, January 28, 2010

You know you're a mom when...

1. Before taking a bath you have to take the toys out of the tub.

2. Instead of having luxurious bath salts and bubble bath you have to reach for the Johnsons Baby Head to Toe Body Wash.

3. Running everyday errands has made you a public spectacle more times then you care to count.

4. You know where ALL the public bathrooms are.

5. Before you get to pour your morning coffee you have to pour sippy cups full of milk, feed the pets, turn on the TV (which takes an insane amount of button pushing, if you can find the remote), and reach for the cheerios.

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5 comments:

Shell said...

You get puked on and instead of changing your shirt, you blot at it with a baby wipe and go on with your day. Why create more laundry?

Fishsticks and Fireflies said...

You leave the house with a pumpkin sticker stuck to your ass. Again.

(LOVE the bathroom one! We went to Old Navy today, and that was the first area we hit!)

Lindsay said...

When you have more hot-wheels cars in your purse than anything else.

If you have ever said, "Please excuse all the stains on the carpet. We have a three year old."

This is a really fun post! So many times I say or do something and just have to laugh about it : )

Kim Perea said...

You look forward to using the bathroom at work because it means no little kids will be following you in!

You can't walk through the house at night without hurting your foot on a lego, McDonalds toy, littlest pet shop pet, or similar object.

You are in your 30s and know the theme song to Hannah Montana. Word for word.

And the bathroom one - so true!!! Went to Target today...I asked before we left if anyone had to go. No. I asked as soon as we got in the store if anyone had to go. No. Accident in the shoe department. Sigh.

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